ANYWAY..I haven't blogged on my humor blog in over a year. Such a disservice to my mentally unstable readers. I imagine if there were such a thing in the blog world...as "blog police"..I would have surely received a citation by now...possibly even jail time. 2 hots and a cot. Crowbar motel.
You see, at one time, life here on this blog was kinda like this:
And then a great big social network system came into my life, and I was out of service here for a while..(well..1 year and 3 months, but who is keeping track?) Besides, that was the old me. Like the irresponsible pre-jailed Lindsay Lohan. I am a new person..Your honor..judge..I swear.After I left..life here became kinda like this:
I am gonna make it right. I promise..(just as soon as I quickly open another browser window and just update my Facebook status REAL quick....just one more hit..just one more for old times sake...)
You know, I am not positively sure, but I am PRETTY sure Facebook is more highly addictive than crack...or even Meth. You know that "Not Even Once" Meth campaign? Yeah..that should apply to facebook. It is THAT addictive. I am gonna lead a research team on this hypothesis of mine....(umm..right after I check my Facebook one ...more..time)
I have received several angry emails from you readers. I do plan to resume writing. The voices in my head are getting stir crazy. My inner Hussy Housewife needs released again.
If any of you reading this have a blog..drop me the link in the comments and I will add you to my blog roll. I wanna get back into reading my friends and families blogs and commenting!
The Hussy Housewife
19 people drank the booze and took the pills:
Who the hell are you? And why are you posting at one of my favorite defunct blogs?
I took about five months off, and changed my entire blogging style, i thin that sometimes a break is good for the soul.
LL- I am not even sure who i am any more...kinda cloudy around here.
Greg- Breaks are definitely good. Helps re-focus. :)
Welcome back to the world of crazy bloggers...I apologize now, I think I was one of those angry readers who left you a comment that said "get your ass back here"..(of course that was after I left for months and came back so I felt I had the right..LOL)
I'm glad I didn't have to resort to stalking, I think the Dryer brothers still have a restraining order on me..
HUSSY!
Where have you been all my life bitch???
I started following you RIGHT before you quit... then I quit... Now we're both back.
Coincidence? I think not hooker!!!
http://www.cigarettesandstilettos.com/
Nipplelicious- Just to prove how bad my FB addiction was...after reading your comment..I subconsciously went to go click the "like" button. DOH! Blogger doesn't have that. yeah I need help still!.
CB- Apparently on Facebook Bitch! Haha! But who needs facebook when you have booze and pills?! Glad to meet ya hooker..and I will have to check you out!
Nipplelicious- Just to prove how bad my FB addiction was...after reading your comment..I subconsciously went to go click the "like" button. DOH! Blogger doesn't have that. yeah I need help still!.
CB- Apparently on Facebook Bitch! Haha! But who needs facebook when you have booze and pills?! Glad to meet ya hooker..and I will have to check you out!
Oh God, I spewed coke all over myself! Fabulous--too, too true.
http://myliferequiresmindalteringdrugs.tumblr.com/
Welcome back Hussy! Now if we can get Chelle to start posting regularly again, we'll have just about the entire psychotic family back together.
I just found your blog today...your funny as hell and I like your style...come on back...just keep 2 browsers open, you can multi task right?? You can find me at http://martiblogs.blogspot.com/
I look forward to hearing more!
so here is what i do. i blog on the laptop and facebook on the blackberry. multitask hussy....multitask.
http://greekgirlgourmet.blogspot.com/
Didn't notice you were gone...mainly because I just found you. However, I think I would have missed you had I found you earlier. Sadly, we'll never know.
If you get a moment between yearly posts, I'd love to have you visit my mind... http://insidetimmysmind.com
Have a good one...and get off FB.
Timmy
I like this blog thanks for sharing it really good work
I have also been a facebook addict who was lured away from my blog. We must be strong!
Hope you come back full time!
http://suburbanpsychosis.blogspot.com/
i fortunately just found your amazing, hilarious blog! so i just wanted to thank you for whatever time you dedicate to keeping us beyond amused! your blog is great!
Very nice, thanks for sharing.
I just posted today for the first time in 1200 days, or so Go Daddy says! Kristi O. sent me to you, and you are HILARIOUS!!
And your artwork on here rocks the party that rocks the body! Love it!!
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