Ok...that used to be true.I was not textually active. But then my friends were all doing it. They were all saying how great it was. How if felt good to text and it wouldn't hurt. That nobody had to know. It would make me cooler and more popular.
All I had to do was keep my little dirty texting secret from the police while driving. Do it under the table while at dinner.
I did start to feel the pressure to be in the "Text Crowd." What was I missing out on?
Everyone else was doing it. I wouldn't be hurting anyone. No harm done.
I promised myself to text responsibly. To get on text control immediately!
No texting while driving...(Dangerous)
No texting during dinner or while talking to friends....(Rude)
No texting while on the toilet...(Unsanitary)
*ok..I have broke that one..but I did wash my phone afterwards*
No one-night-texts. Not to give my text messages just out to anyone...it is a special gift. I will wait for the right person. I have to know a person at least 5 minutes before I feel comfortable enough with them to have text.
No haveing multiple text partners...texting hunders of texts a month.
I promised to be safe...I don't want to get any STD's (Stiff Thumb Disorders) that can lead to textitis. I do use protection. I have a protective screen cover.
I am officially Twittering..Facebooking..and Texting on the go...in public. Who knew what I was missing out on all these years.
And remember folks..if you are textually active to..please text reasonably.
Know who you are texting.
13 people drank the booze and took the pills:
You need to be a member of Textaholics Anonymous in addition to AA and NA. :)
I like to text with the lights on.
I like to text in groups ;)
Oh my god I can't stop laughing at that picture!
I love it stiff thumbs disorder
Unfinished- LOL..TA..NA..AA..man...I do need help.
Moooooog- DO you also have callouses on your thumbs?
Toywithme- Ohhh, we know what that says about you. Your into PDT.
Mr C.- Which one?
The Peach Tart- STD is a very serious problem that is affecting millions of teens these days. Al Gore needs to get on this problem!
The "ha ha I'm texting while driving."
I can't stop laughing at it.
This is the best blog headline I've seen in a month or two. Seriously. I'd give you an award, but I don't have one ready. Tell you what, I'll get one ready in a week or two, and you be just as clever then and I'll send it on over. OK?
Mr. C- Glad you are getting a great ab workout. You owe me for your 6 pack!
Mike- Thanks...that is quite nice of you. I will be waiting for my award and cash prizes :)
Just as long as you don't get bored and have to spice it up with text toys or text films...
That's when you know you've got a problem.
I like to text someplace really uncomfortable...like the back of a Volkswagen.
I am definitely under-texed.
jrryiyle, Xrumer murk , VnwTJed.
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