Monday gets a bad rap...and it started with Garfield.I like to set Monday off right.
Show it a good time, and then pay the tab.
Let it know that while everyone else says they hate him..that I love him like Michale Jackson loved propofol.
That if Monday and Saturday were both drowning, I would save Monday.
I would always ask Monday if they "would accept this rose?"
Take it on the Rock of Love bus with me.
I would never take Monday to "my special little spot"..shove strawberry boones down it's throat and take advantage of it.
Or ever Facebook status update that I was mad that it was here.
You would think with all this..I would get a little Monday love.
Nope.
This is just a example of how you know your week is off to a fan-tab-u-lous start.
Just another fine example of why I have to pass out booze and pills like Kool-aid and fruit snacks.Nothing like this to help my "have to be in a bridesmaids dress in 5 days diet plan." You know, when your car smells like pizza for weeks. Good times.
Thank you Monday for always keeping it exciting. What would I do without the spice in my life?
9 people drank the booze and took the pills:
I washed down my handful of assorted medication with a triple shot of irish cream liquor in a huge mug of java early this am.
Now I'm on round two. Coffee & hooch that is, gotta wait another 2hours before I can take more meds...
Annnyways, Hussy - sorry this is the first I'm commenting in a while - something about the fact no one else had beaten me to it this morning seemed like a challenge to me.
My car never looks like this anymore, heheh but wait, that's because I let my son drive it twice and he blew the engine. Talk about fucking injustice... ;-)
Nice wheels Hussy.
I'm with you on defending Mondays. I happen to love Mondays. It's the day the hubby goes back to work and the kids go back to school.
Works great for me!
Hurrah for Mondays!
Sorry, I hate Mondays. Off to work with that hungover feeling even though I didn't even party this weekend because of the kids and the responsibilities. And to make matters worse, my van looks just like yours--like a really dirty deli.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...hell, it's all the same to me.
Venom- Dang girl you really know how to start off your day! Oh and no apologies..I am bad at leaving comments myself.
Quirks- Exactly..hubby leaves and me and the kids can slack ALL day..you wouldn't love Mondays?
Mike- I feel ya..I probably would hate Mondays to if I had a job. A dirty deli..love it!
Meme- They all do run together. People just need to give Monday a break on FB and twitter.
What's the matter with the minivan?
I thought you were complaining about Meals On Wheels making a mess.. At least you've got food!
Now all you need is the vodka and cran!
Well, at least the Vodka...
Maybe next Monday you should clean your vehicle.
Jormen- Minivan WHAT!^#!@&# I run over minivans with my Suburban..remember? Now I do need a bottle of Vodka..and now you owe me one for suggesting that I drive a minivan. :)
wells- LOL..love it! Yes you are probably right..but with Monday luck..I would probably get stuck int eh car wash and have to call 911.
I love Mondays...but if mine started off like that I just might have to hurt someone.
And I'm with ya on the Facebook thing. Don't piss and moan about what day of the week it is.
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