Monday gets a bad rap...and it started with Garfield.I like to set Monday off right.
Show it a good time, and then pay the tab.
Let it know that while everyone else says they hate him..that I love him like Michale Jackson loved propofol.
That if Monday and Saturday were both drowning, I would save Monday.
I would always ask Monday if they "would accept this rose?"
Take it on the Rock of Love bus with me.
I would never take Monday to "my special little spot"..shove strawberry boones down it's throat and take advantage of it.
Or ever Facebook status update that I was mad that it was here.
You would think with all this..I would get a little Monday love.
Nope.
This is just a example of how you know your week is off to a fan-tab-u-lous start.
Just another fine example of why I have to pass out booze and pills like Kool-aid and fruit snacks.Nothing like this to help my "have to be in a bridesmaids dress in 5 days diet plan." You know, when your car smells like pizza for weeks. Good times.
Thank you Monday for always keeping it exciting. What would I do without the spice in my life?
11 people drank the booze and took the pills:
I washed down my handful of assorted medication with a triple shot of irish cream liquor in a huge mug of java early this am.
Now I'm on round two. Coffee & hooch that is, gotta wait another 2hours before I can take more meds...
Annnyways, Hussy - sorry this is the first I'm commenting in a while - something about the fact no one else had beaten me to it this morning seemed like a challenge to me.
My car never looks like this anymore, heheh but wait, that's because I let my son drive it twice and he blew the engine. Talk about fucking injustice... ;-)
Nice wheels Hussy.
I'm with you on defending Mondays. I happen to love Mondays. It's the day the hubby goes back to work and the kids go back to school.
Works great for me!
Hurrah for Mondays!
Sorry, I hate Mondays. Off to work with that hungover feeling even though I didn't even party this weekend because of the kids and the responsibilities. And to make matters worse, my van looks just like yours--like a really dirty deli.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...hell, it's all the same to me.
Venom- Dang girl you really know how to start off your day! Oh and no apologies..I am bad at leaving comments myself.
Quirks- Exactly..hubby leaves and me and the kids can slack ALL day..you wouldn't love Mondays?
Mike- I feel ya..I probably would hate Mondays to if I had a job. A dirty deli..love it!
Meme- They all do run together. People just need to give Monday a break on FB and twitter.
What's the matter with the minivan?
I thought you were complaining about Meals On Wheels making a mess.. At least you've got food!
Now all you need is the vodka and cran!
Well, at least the Vodka...
Maybe next Monday you should clean your vehicle.
Jormen- Minivan WHAT!^#!@&# I run over minivans with my Suburban..remember? Now I do need a bottle of Vodka..and now you owe me one for suggesting that I drive a minivan. :)
wells- LOL..love it! Yes you are probably right..but with Monday luck..I would probably get stuck int eh car wash and have to call 911.
I love Mondays...but if mine started off like that I just might have to hurt someone.
And I'm with ya on the Facebook thing. Don't piss and moan about what day of the week it is.
Amen Fit Dad!
ugoaufnhn, Xrumer help , JRGJADr.
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