It is all right war at this point up in the sandwich spread world...of wonderful goodness. The butter knives have been drawn out and are ready for some spreading.This Hussy is living in the Mayo side of town..Mayoville. I dare anyone to try and get me to move..get me to switch spreads. I will make fry sauce out of you faster than you can say hydrogenated oil.
Why am I coming off so hostile? What happened? Well..the Miracle Whip advertisers have gone to far...made one to many dips at us Mayo-ers expense. Making me about to bust a egg yolk!
There latest ad campaign. "Don't Be So Mayo" has clearly ruffled my taste buds. They think they are all that with their tangy zip taste..more spices..sweeter taste. Just take look:
Don't blend in? Don't be ordinary? Boring or Bland? In other words.. don't be so Mayo? Threating ME to not tone it down?
Sine when id your hip-ness determined my what spread you use? Who is behind this spread campaign? I am coming for you.
You can take your supposed own, unique, one of a kind flavor and go sit out on the counter with your lid off at room temperature!
They are nothing but a dressing. We over here in Mayoville..we are a main staple ingredient. A thick condiment....and after I get done petitioning the Food and Drug Administration..we will be our own food group. Part of the food pyramid.
How many recipes do you see call for Miracle Whip? Exactly. The Only thing you that is a miracle ..is that you have survived in the sandwich spreadable world this long. All you have to look at is our name Best Foods...enough said.
Besides..do you have a Holiday named after you? No. I didn't think so.
Cinco de Mayo...you better check your egg whites and vinegar! Don't mess with my condiment.
Would I like a little food with my mayo? Why yes..thank you.
18 comments:
Uh oh.
I'm a miracle whip gal!
gulp!
I hate miracle whip. I'm a Duke's mayo girl.
Quirks- WHAT!$(@&^. SO you are behind this spread campaign?
The peach TArt- That's my girl..pass the tub!
I hear they have an OCD ward at the Mayo Clinic for people like yourself! The best help possible.
You might want to see the critique on Ad Nauseam, "Lose the 'tude, dude -- it's sandwich lube!"
And I...I mean he...is a Miracle Whip guy.
RW - OCD as in Obsessive Compulsive Dysfunction? Do you really want me cured..that would take all the funny out of me..but if they do have Mayo..it may be worth it!
Frank- That is brilliant!! That can be the name of the "Take over the sandwich spread world" campaign. I like it.
Ok, as a Brit I've never heard of 'Miracle whip'... sounds a bit suspect to me ?
If it's real mayonnaise then it's good enough for me. Love it!
I actually am not allowed to buy Miracle Whip. The hubs says it's gross. I admit I do like it, but I also love me some Mayo.
spread the real mayo love!
Jenny- It ain't no miracle..trust me...you ain't missing out. It is a sweeter..tangy version of mayo. It is crack..crack is whack!
Don- I mistook you as a Miracle Whip kind of guy..I am sorry..I pre-judged you! Here is some Mayo..that should make up for it.
Etta- NO!! Let me brainwash you..no...it does not taste good..it will not make you cool and hip...your hubs is right.
Mrsblogalot- Lets do it together..over beer..and french fries with real mayo fry sauce!!
Bastards!
Oh... and I prefer plain old butter.
Where the hell you been LL? You leave me for some Miracle Whip? Don't lie..I know you did.
Ohh I like me some butter..salted..to. But you use butter in place of mayo?
miss you !!!!
Dani-- Ohh ME TOO! you back? Change your name...Cally?
Where've I been? Well... Danigirl and I ran away together. Then she took my last name of Cally... :P
And yes... I don't use mayo or miracle whip. Only butter. Mmmmmmmm... butter.
My wife says that some recipes call for Miracle Whip over mayo...I grew up on Miracle Whip, but have become a firm believer in mayo. Hellman's won me over and now Kraft has an olive oil mayo to die for. I'm with you.
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