Since when did Halloween turn into "Dress like a Hooker Day?"
Did I miss the memo?
Well, I guess I did.
Which is fine for adults...if that is what you want to do...
to make yourself feel young and frisky..
to have a day where people don't whisper, "I heard she was a slut" behind your back like they did in highschool ...or
to get more candy from strangers....or
to make your husband not regret that he didn't marry that one slut back in college..or
to try and get all your son's friends to think you are a MILF...in hopes of snagging a Stifler.
Just let me know, and I will make sure to bring lots of dollar bills out in the occasion. To put down your bra..while I talk behind your back about how you look like a slut...*cough* I am *jealous* *cough*, and how I could dress like that
and then I could tell you to put that money toward your monthly prescription that you take for low self esteem that you must have. Cause why else would someone dress like that?
BUT, where I draw the line (yes, I do have a few morals) is the fact that are selling slutty versions of Halloween costume for young girls. I mean like toddler and up-aged girls. Miley Cyrus would be sooo disappointed in you little hussy's in training.
Not to mention..me loosing my job security.
When I bought my 3 year old daughters Wizard of Oz Dorothy dress...I bought it a few sizes to big..because they had is soooo short..that her bum was hanging out.
Really people? For a 3 year old? That is sick. And we wonder why we have so many pedophiles out there.
I am sure there is a conspiracy behind this.
Are strip clubs using this Holiday as a personal job fair-recruitment day? Are they hurting for business in this bad economy?
Well..I will be dammed is they are gonna try and recruit my daughter.
So...if after Halloween..my daughter asks for a stripper pole for Christmas..should I be concerned?