1. Placed end to end, the bad checks Americans write in one year would stretch 35,000 miles.
2. More collect calls are made on Father's Day than on any other day of the year.
3. If you pet your pig, it will have a larger litter. Pigs, like people, respond to kindness.
4. The United States spends $79 million a day collecting "intelligence" around the world.
5. Calorie counting? People who work at night tend to weigh more that people who don't.
6. Getting married at Disney World? An extra $375 will get you Goofy as a "guest."
7. States with the three highest divorce rates: Arkansas, Wyoming, and Tennessee, in that order.
8. There are an average of 178 sesame sees on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
9. Heavy thought: The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
10. When do shoplifters take the most stuff? Between 3pm and 6pm on Friday and Sunday.
8 comments:
Regarding the divorce rate in Arkansas. As a former resident, I can tell you the real reason for the high rate. Most are due to marrying their own kin.
mmm.... sesame sees....
In light of recent concerns regarding swine flu; the CDC and the Surgeon General each advise against petting your pig. Instead, they recommend singing to it gently.
Somehow, it just doesn't seem the same!
I think we had more than one goofy at our wedding...and we weren't even at the magic kingdom!
Goofy only costs $375? I would have thought he was worth AT LEAST $400...
I hate to admit it, but I really enjoy Big Macs.
MeMe- I figured it may have had something to do with inbreeding..but I still thought California would be #1...seeing how long marriages last in Hollywood.
Nooter- Only good on buns and w/ pork n seeds..ohh and sushi. mmmm
Carl Vine- They respond to kindness..so if you are nice to the,..and they like you..they won't pass the swine flu on to ya!
S3X- At least Goofy wasn't the person standing next to you at he alter...or was it?
Petra- Goofy isn't even my favorite character..and he has ugly teeth...why would they offer his services?
the lumberjack- I have to admit..I can't stand them..cause of the weird sauce they put on it....ewwww
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