I am Jamie, a SAHM with a great husband and two towheads. I am lucky to live in beautiful Northern Idaho. Like most, I am busy trying to juggle playdates, shingles, sugar rehab, and sanity. I am, in no way, responsible for anything I say. The government is....so call them!
The Hussy Housewife
My alter ego that is everything disfunctional, and delusional. She prefers to sleep in, not work, and doesn't wear underwear under her apron. She is the type, that when pumping gas into her minivan killing machine, she stands right next to the pump so she can huff the gas fumes. The Hussy passes pills and booze here everyday at 9am, so don't be late!
The Cast of Characters: My Cronies
The Blog Drunk: Captain Joseph LeatherFace
The Hussy's Lead Lobbyist
Dwight: My Deranged Blog Manager
My Get-A-Way Bike
The Dignitary: Sir Paul
Put your troubles in a little pile and I will sort them out for you.
WWJamieD? Just ask. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Join my group: The Muffin Top Killers
If you think you may have a muffin top and want to join click the image. You know it is time to "Stop the Top".
My Tunes. Go ahead hit play and take a walk down memory lane.
1. Placed end to end, the bad checks Americans write in one year would stretch 35,000 miles. 2. More collect calls are made on Father's Day than on any other day of the year. 3. If you pet your pig, it will have a larger litter. Pigs, like people, respond to kindness. 4. The United States spends $79 million a day collecting "intelligence" around the world. 5. Calorie counting? People who work at night tend to weigh more that people who don't. 6. Getting married at Disney World? An extra $375 will get you Goofy as a "guest." 7. States with the three highest divorce rates: Arkansas, Wyoming, and Tennessee, in that order. 8. There are an average of 178 sesame sees on a McDonald's Big Mac bun. 9. Heavy thought: The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1. 10. When do shoplifters take the most stuff? Between 3pm and 6pm on Friday and Sunday.
And this is how I play. Warning: My Suburban can run over your minivan...and will. So if you are driving a minvan, and going under the speed limit because you are dispensing goldfish crackers, talking on your cellphone, drinking your starbucks coffee, and trying to pop pills...watch out!!
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