So do any of you watch Bravo TV? You know, the channel that tells you..."watch what happens."Sorry..that was just a plug for my blog...I couldn't
Well you CERTAINLY do need to start watching this channel to see what happens. It is quite the calamity of goodness. It is like watching what is left of humanity get in a car with Lindsay Lohan who is drunk and high on red bull..and you are the fly on the arm rest. EXACTLY. Calamity goodness.
So ANYways....I am hooked on one of their shows like Jon Gosselin is hooked on Ed Hardy Tees and drunk frat girls. Drum roll pleeeese........The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Ok, now here is the part where I make a few deep confessions...and then you let me cry..and you don't judge me...and then you cry... then you make a few confessions too...and then you ask me if I need a drink...and then I say yes..and then you get us drinks...then we end up BFF's forever.
Soooo, actually I have watched *cough* every *cough* season *cough* and show *cough* of the BRAVO Housewives franchise *cough*
Remember the "no judging my life priorities part"?
Soo, that means I have watched every beautiful scandel-icious episode of The Housewives of...Orange County...of New York...of New Jersey..and last but not the least bit scandel-icious...the Housewives of Atlanta.
Why do I confess these things....to let you know that this "officially" makes me the utmost Bravo Housewife specialist. PLUS..I am a housewife myself. PLUS I am totally Scandel-icious myself(Hello? Just read this blog). Which basically makes me a Bravo TV triple threat. Yeah I know. You wished I lived up in your neighborhood don't ya? You can send me your requests.
So ANYways...on the down low...I, the Hussy Housewife....Due to my Bravo TV/Housewives triple threat status, am in negotiations right now with the Bravo TV network to get my own Housewives series called:
Can you say, "Sweet Potato"!!!!!
Umm...yes..that is a potato I am holding. And yes that is a potato skinned-bikini-wearing potato on top of the beautiful state of Idaho. I live up in I-da-ho, and that is how we rolls up here.
Just the mere fact that the Hussy can't be held responsible for what she says OR does= Good Television.
Trust me. You are gonna wanna..."watch what happens."
To be continued.....
I will be explaining what my new word: "Gubby" is.