Monday, September 14, 2009

The Hussy Houswife's Fall 2009 Season Blog Premier

Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Ladies and Gentleman. Please be seated. Welcome. Welcome. Thanks for stopping by. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Please be seated. Hold your applause. I missed you guys to. Take your seats. Hold your comments till the end of the blog post.

So do any of you watch Bravo TV? You know, the channel that tells you..."watch what happens."Sorry..that was just a plug for my blog...I couldn't touch help myself. Here is the real one:

Well you CERTAINLY do need to start watching this channel to see what happens. It is quite the calamity of goodness. It is like watching what is left of humanity get in a car with Lindsay Lohan who is drunk and high on red bull..and you are the fly on the arm rest. EXACTLY. Calamity goodness.

So ANYways....I am hooked on one of their shows like Jon Gosselin is hooked on Ed Hardy Tees and drunk frat girls. Drum roll pleeeese........The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Ok, now here is the part where I make a few deep confessions...and then you let me cry..and you don't judge me...and then you cry... then you make a few confessions too...and then you ask me if I need a drink...and then I say yes..and then you get us drinks...then we end up BFF's forever.
K?
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Soooo, actually I have watched *cough* every *cough* season *cough* and show *cough* of the BRAVO Housewives franchise *cough*

What?

Remember the "no judging my life priorities part"?

Soo, that means I have watched every beautiful scandel-icious episode of The Housewives of...Orange County...of New York...of New Jersey..and last but not the least bit scandel-icious...the Housewives of Atlanta.

Why do I confess these things....to let you know that this "officially" makes me the utmost Bravo Housewife specialist. PLUS..I am a housewife myself. PLUS I am totally Scandel-icious myself(Hello? Just read this blog). Which basically makes me a Bravo TV triple threat. Yeah I know. You wished I lived up in your neighborhood don't ya? You can send me your requests.

So ANYways...on the down low...I, the Hussy Housewife....Due to my Bravo TV/Housewives triple threat status, am in negotiations right now with the Bravo TV network to get my own Housewives series called:
Can you say, "Sweet Potato"!!!!!

Umm...yes..that is a potato I am holding. And yes that is a potato skinned-bikini-wearing potato on top of the beautiful state of Idaho. I live up in I-da-ho, and that is how we rolls up here.

Just the mere fact that the Hussy can't be held responsible for what she says OR does= Good Television.

Trust me. You are gonna wanna..."watch what happens."

To be continued.....
I will be explaining what my new word: "Gubby" is.

~The Hussy~


49 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

I like some of the tits on the orange county housewives!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Wow, I have no idea what the Bravo housewives are and I watch a lot of TV. I will say this, though: I likes my taters, and taters in bikinis seem even better to me. Although weird.

nonamedufus said...

I-Da-Ho? Now that might be a TV show to watch. Bravo.

moooooog35 said...

Idaho is a state?!?!

The Hussy Housewife said...

Mr. C- Well you know how Cali like to do it..blonds w/ fake boobs. You should move there..you would be in heaven.

Mike WJ- You better set your DVR and catch up!!! In Idaho you learn that you can do lots of stuff with potatoes.

Noname- It is gonna be a hit I tell ya..as soon as I convince the TV executives.

Moooooog- Easy boy..easy..

unfinishedrambler said...

You and Quirky Loon are so in sync, with both of you plugging Bravo (well, sort of). How much are they paying you both? ;)

Scandalous Housewife said...

Did someone mention 'Scandalous Housewives'? I'm writing the book...

The Hussy Housewife said...

Unfinished- LIES!!LIES!!! Quirks hacked into my computer again. I will prove it this time...I vow. Bravo should be paying me, but right now I am still kidding their arse's till they give me my show.

Scandalous~ We can co-author it..but only if you install a wet bar in our office room....

unfinishedrambler said...

Uh huh, sure. ;)

BTW, like your new header. It fits you.

Venom said...

I haven't watched any of these housewife shows - but if (I mean, WHEN) you get a pilot I'm totally there to support you Hussy!

Jormengrund said...

Excellent new look!

Now, I don't mean to poke or pry.. Well, yes I do!

In your new TV series, are you actually going to get into some of those nifty cat-fights like we see in the reality TV world??

Heaven knows that we could all use a bit of extra skin-flashing, especially home-grown Idaho-ian skin!!

As long as you aren't peeling, that is..

ettarose said...

I love that show. If yours is anything close to that then I will definitely watch.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Awesome. I have never watched any of those shows. But I would watch yours. Just cause I love you THAT much.

The Queen said...

I've been behind the times since the King's death..WOW I love your new design..

The Hussy Housewife said...

unfinished- Thanks..made it on a whim..still trying to see if I like it!

Venom- WHAT!@#$ You have to start watching..like yesterday..those are Hussy direct orders!!

Jormen- Thanks..it is not to horror looking? Yes..of course there wil be cat fights..cause girls are just plain vicious.

Etta- Thanks for your viewership...

Petra- Ahhh..thanks....drop a tear in my beer. Nuttin but lovin to ya baby!

Quenn- Thanks for stopping by. I just changed that for my blog premier..we shall see if it stays.

Jean said...

you know that we are friends and that makes me part of the IdeeHo
housewife's and Hussy suits you as the queen suits me, but we need three more or so to make the group the housewife's of IdeeHo.

The Hussy Housewife said...

Jean- We can hook it up.

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