Monday, July 27, 2009

BREAKING BLOG BREAK NEWS: Boat Juice

Beep...be..be...beeep...bee..beeep...this blog news just in:

The Hussy Housewife has stumbled out of her summer blog sabbatical for a few minutes to bring you all this very exciting/mind altering news:

She has just released her very own brand of Vodka based "Boat Juice"

During a recent interview with the Hussy Housewife, she put together a few incoherent sentences together for us to tell us more about her endeavor.

"Yeah..here where I exist..it can tends to get in the triple digits. That forces me out in search of cool bodies of water. All in hopes to prevent myself from turning into jerky. What use would I be if I turned into Jerky?"
"Exactly."

"So when I am out on the river boating, I still need my happy sauce to prevent the shakes. So I have mixed together a few "juices" for you all! Some say tomato, I say clamato!"

Some of you may still be wondering.."Why should I drink the Hussy's Boat juice? What can it do for me? All I can tell you as far as why you should:Before the Hussy touch:
After the Hussy touch of the happy sauce, and a few other top secret herbs and spices:


Come on folks...make today..a snappy new day!

44 people drank the booze and took the pills:

Nooter said...

oh i would like you if you turned into jerky. yum!

Quirkyloon said...

Heh heh heh

LMBO!

Boat juice sounds so...apeeeeling.

Really is that your secret ingredient?

Pee?

hee hee

Don said...

I'll take a case! If I don't like it, can I use it in my gas tank?

C.B. Jones said...

I'll pass.

*waits for the Juice to brake loose(from incarceration.)*

Ann's Rants said...

Dooooodess,

Pass the straw.

OUCH.

Watch the noggin. (guess we'll have to take turns)

xoxoxo

The Peach Tart said...

Sounds pretty damn yummy to me.

Frippery said...

Give me a slug of that...O.J. is lurking.

Vodka Mom said...

wait. Did someone around here say vodka???

Mango Girl said...

My kind of breakfast drink.

moooooog35 said...

Boat juice sounds like something sailors would call their sperm.

Oh..wait...that's 'seamen.'

Nevermind.

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

OK, but it better not have clam OR tomato juice in it, cause that's just wrong.

unfinishedrambler said...

This was so worth your being back. Really. Thanks. That looks...awesome.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Shit, Hussy,
I tried to resist your wicked temptation, but who am I to say NO to O.J. and his ugly ass Bruno Magli shoes?

The Hussy Housewife said...

Nooter-I will not be going out like that..as a edible dog food!

Quirks- Hmm, I like that ingredient idea. i may have to try it out..shhh.

Don- Sending some your way. It would be great for your car..high octane.

CB- WHAT!@? Then be weary of OJ and his bronco.

Ann's rants- You can have it all to yourself..I ended up puking that night. I am cut off! TMI?

The Peach Tart- It was until the later that evening when things turned for the worse...

Frippery- Quick hurry drink this..I see the bronco!

Vodka- Yeah ,sorry forgot to tell you the borrowed some from your stash.

MAngo girl- It is a nutritious part of your breakfast. Surgeon general says so...oh what that was tony the tiger.

moooog- Who always amaze me how you can take any subject and go there. Pure talent. LOL!

Petra- Clamato...sorry :(

UR- Aww thanks. For that you get 1 case a moth for 12 months.

Scandy- WHAT!@#$ He owned a pair? He lied to me then.

MegaMan the madman said...

Send me a bottle...LMAO.. Thanks for the smile...

CatLadyLarew said...

Yum... LIp smackin' good.

The Hussy Housewife said...

Mega Man- Smiles and drink all around!

Catlady- It was until I was hung over the boat spewing.

Night Owl Mama said...

LOL tooo funny saw a tweet that said they loved ur blog had to come c 4 my self

Bring Back Pluto said...

THE GUYS need some of your special drink to get going this Monday morning.

You got some juice girl! Enjoyed it!

Your Friend,
Bring Back Pluto
"ONE of THE GUYS"

The Hussy Housewife said...

Night Owl- Thanks!!

Bring Back Pluto- Well I did enjoy it..a bit to much..teh next day wasn't so nice.

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