Yet at the same time, a very creative story.....a creative solution to a ongoing historical "tit for tat" argument that has been going on between man and women since the beginning of our idealistic cohabitation.
Since Adam and Eve ate the apple. By which Eve immediately looked at Steve after he took the last bite, and threw the rind on the ground,
"You aren't just gonna leave that rind on the ground there are you? You better be picking that up."
By which Steve replied, "What? I hunt Eve, and you gather..gather up all the mess I leave behind myself...that was the agreement...remember."
The rest of the historical story is long and complicated..but can be summed up like this:
Eve then decided to play the "who can last the longest" game. We all know how this game ends. Adam won, he would just step over the rind on the ground and ignore that it was there. Never notices the stench..since it had started to rot and stink. Eve couldn't take it anymore..so she caved (no pun intended) and picked it up and threw it away. She did this while she also plotted her womanly revenge..thus resulting in what is now know as "woman's minds games." The rest is history..or shall we say still in present.
Here is the story...that was in the paper...no lie:
MORTON, Wash. -- A Lewis County man faces assault and child endangerment charges after detectives say he made his wife drink water spiked with meth.
The woman was breast-feeding their three-month-old child at the time. She said she did not know the meth was in the water.
The 34-year-old man told investigators he hoped the meth would give her energy to clean the house.
The man is currently locked up in the Lewis County jail on another pending charge. Detectives said they learned of the meth incident while listening to the inmates phone calls.
I can see where he was going with this cause and effect theory. However, here is the problem with his "Meth-O-Maid" theory. Most crackheads that I have run across, don't have clean houses or yards..or teeth for that matter.