Yet at the same time, a very creative story.....a creative solution to a ongoing historical "tit for tat" argument that has been going on between man and women since the beginning of our idealistic cohabitation.Since Adam and Eve ate the apple. By which Eve immediately looked at Steve after he took the last bite, and threw the rind on the ground,
"You aren't just gonna leave that rind on the ground there are you? You better be picking that up."
By which Steve replied, "What? I hunt Eve, and you gather..gather up all the mess I leave behind myself...that was the agreement...remember."
The rest of the historical story is long and complicated..but can be summed up like this:
Eve then decided to play the "who can last the longest" game. We all know how this game ends. Adam won, he would just step over the rind on the ground and ignore that it was there. Never notices the stench..since it had started to rot and stink. Eve couldn't take it anymore..so she caved (no pun intended) and picked it up and threw it away. She did this while she also plotted her womanly revenge..thus resulting in what is now know as "woman's minds games." The rest is history..or shall we say still in present.
Here is the story...that was in the paper...no lie:
MORTON, Wash. -- A Lewis County man faces assault and child endangerment charges after detectives say he made his wife drink water spiked with meth.
The woman was breast-feeding their three-month-old child at the time. She said she did not know the meth was in the water.
The 34-year-old man told investigators he hoped the meth would give her energy to clean the house.
The man is currently locked up in the Lewis County jail on another pending charge. Detectives said they learned of the meth incident while listening to the inmates phone calls.
I can see where he was going with this cause and effect theory. However, here is the problem with his "Meth-O-Maid" theory. Most crackheads that I have run across, don't have clean houses or yards..or teeth for that matter.
16 comments:
Wow. I think he sampled some his own shit before coming up with that plan.
I was wondering why my house has been so clean lately.
Also explains why my wife's teeth are missing.
Good to know.
Ay yi yi!
That dummy. You need coke to get your wife to clean house, not meth. Rookie mistake.
freetheunicorns- No kidding huh? With the money you spend on meth..you could have just hired a maid.
Moooooog- Sounds like a win...win..for you esp. if she get dentures ;)
Quirks- Exactly
Doug- Clean house and skinny!!
The crazy thing is, I totally believe that guy. He probably did drug his wife to induce the "gathering" instinct. Oh, I hope she plans to have more children with that keeper.
This begs the question, "What did he have to spike her drinks with to get her to sleep with him in the first place?"
Poor little breastfeedin babe. Oy. The nerve of some people.
As long as she cleans my pubes from my toilet, it's all good.
This could possibly explain why I can't keep a women.
Perhaps I'll try meth.
Nanny- LOL! Keeper he is!
Chris- This is a good question. I am sure this ain't his first spiked drink.
Lady Sarcasm- I know..poor baby.
Mike- What you have to loose, but 30 days in a county jail? I mean really..what is 30 days?
That dude is a total scapegoat. Three month old baby you say?
I'm thinking Mrs. Somebody needed a little vaca.
I play that Who Can Last the Longest thing all the time. The friggin' dog always wins.
Tsk! Surely a woman's instinct is to clean. That's what they were made for. :)
Meth users may have dirty houses and yards and may lack teeth, but they always have such lovely skin ...
Ann's Rants- I am sure she is really worried about the gene pool of you baby now.
Deb- I used o play that to..given up now. Smart dog you have.
Adull- Watch it miser...! Actually you are right..that and carrying babies.
Dennis- Tis true..crankers sores are very in right now.
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