I am Jamie, a SAHM with a great husband and two towheads. I am lucky to live in beautiful Northern Idaho. Like most, I am busy trying to juggle playdates, shingles, sugar rehab, and sanity. I am, in no way, responsible for anything I say. The government is....so call them!
The Hussy Housewife
My alter ego that is everything disfunctional, and delusional. She prefers to sleep in, not work, and doesn't wear underwear under her apron. She is the type, that when pumping gas into her minivan killing machine, she stands right next to the pump so she can huff the gas fumes. The Hussy passes pills and booze here everyday at 9am, so don't be late!
The Cast of Characters: My Cronies
The Blog Drunk: Captain Joseph LeatherFace
The Hussy's Lead Lobbyist
Dwight: My Deranged Blog Manager
My Get-A-Way Bike
The Dignitary: Sir Paul
Put your troubles in a little pile and I will sort them out for you.
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Join my group: The Muffin Top Killers
If you think you may have a muffin top and want to join click the image. You know it is time to "Stop the Top".
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This video of the week is to help all you out there trying to get ready for swimsuit season. The pressure for some may be too much. That is why I am endorsing AYDS. It is a easy way to loose those unwanted pounds. No needles or unprotected sex even required for this AYDS. It is simple and easy. Just take a look for yourself:
Yeah, who needs to taste, chew, or enjoy? Thanks you AYDS plan!
And this is how I play. Warning: My Suburban can run over your minivan...and will. So if you are driving a minvan, and going under the speed limit because you are dispensing goldfish crackers, talking on your cellphone, drinking your starbucks coffee, and trying to pop pills...watch out!!
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