I am Jamie, a SAHM with a great husband and two towheads. I am lucky to live in beautiful Northern Idaho. Like most, I am busy trying to juggle playdates, shingles, sugar rehab, and sanity. I am, in no way, responsible for anything I say. The government is....so call them!
The Hussy Housewife
My alter ego that is everything disfunctional, and delusional. She prefers to sleep in, not work, and doesn't wear underwear under her apron. She is the type, that when pumping gas into her minivan killing machine, she stands right next to the pump so she can huff the gas fumes. The Hussy passes pills and booze here everyday at 9am, so don't be late!
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Dwight: My Deranged Blog Manager
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The Dignitary: Sir Paul
Put your troubles in a little pile and I will sort them out for you.
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This video of the week is to help all you out there trying to get ready for swimsuit season. The pressure for some may be too much. That is why I am endorsing AYDS. It is a easy way to loose those unwanted pounds. No needles or unprotected sex even required for this AYDS. It is simple and easy. Just take a look for yourself:
Yeah, who needs to taste, chew, or enjoy? Thanks you AYDS plan!
That's awesome. My grandmother used to pop those things like candy, since they were essentially, well, candy. Candy laced with speed. I may have sneaked some myself on occasion.
My grandmother used to eat a lot of these. I thought she kept them on a high shelf because she was a hoarding, selfish fatty.
I managed to snag one once and eat it. I tasted terrible and I never had another. If Jack Daniels had tasted that bad, my life might have turned out differently.
The first active ingredient in AYDS was benzocaine - a topical cream for pain relief. Ingested it would numb your stomach. If you ate too many, it would also numb the gag reflex and you could drown in your own bile.
Soooo, they changed over to phenylpropanolamine, an anti-histamine, that would numb your taste buds instead.
Ayds was a casualty of guilt by association with AIDS. Most people figured that if they were going to catch AIDS they might as well have an orgasm or two for their trouble.
Marvel is right about the Ayds chews. Because of the ingredient in them they were taken off the market. That and the Aids thing. My mom tried them along with the shots of speed the docs gave her.
WOW! I am amazed at how many of you remember these or even took them..that is great. I am sure that after the AIDS epidemic..it became a little insensitive to have this product around anymore.
Welcome to the newbie for me to corrupt...Sunshinemeg!!
I remember catching the connotation of that as soon as the other AIDS came out in the 80s (yep dating myself). I especially remember because my mother committed the #1 DO NOT DO THIS sin parents need to avoid committing in order to keep their kids from doing something they don't want them to...don't point it out and say although it looks like candy, it's not -
And this is how I play. Warning: My Suburban can run over your minivan...and will. So if you are driving a minvan, and going under the speed limit because you are dispensing goldfish crackers, talking on your cellphone, drinking your starbucks coffee, and trying to pop pills...watch out!!
13 people drank the booze and took the pills:
That's awesome. My grandmother used to pop those things like candy, since they were essentially, well, candy. Candy laced with speed. I may have sneaked some myself on occasion.
Where can I get some?
Thanks for turning me on to this wonderful product.
My grandmother used to eat a lot of these. I thought she kept them on a high shelf because she was a hoarding, selfish fatty.
I managed to snag one once and eat it. I tasted terrible and I never had another. If Jack Daniels had tasted that bad, my life might have turned out differently.
Oh my gosh, I remember these!
Where did you come across those! I remember them, but never needed them. I didn't stop being skinny til I hit 50. arghhh
Thanks, Hussy, for reminding me of how old I am.
The first active ingredient in AYDS was benzocaine - a topical cream for pain relief. Ingested it would numb your stomach. If you ate too many, it would also numb the gag reflex and you could drown in your own bile.
Soooo, they changed over to phenylpropanolamine, an anti-histamine, that would numb your taste buds instead.
Ayds was a casualty of guilt by association with AIDS. Most people figured that if they were going to catch AIDS they might as well have an orgasm or two for their trouble.
I tried those for a while but it was years ago.
Sherry at EX Marks the Spot
Marvel is right about the Ayds chews. Because of the ingredient in them they were taken off the market. That and the Aids thing. My mom tried them along with the shots of speed the docs gave her.
Just stumbled across your blog and love it. This post cracked me up. Going to follow you along! Happy week to you!
WOW! I am amazed at how many of you remember these or even took them..that is great. I am sure that after the AIDS epidemic..it became a little insensitive to have this product around anymore.
Welcome to the newbie for me to corrupt...Sunshinemeg!!
I remember catching the connotation of that as soon as the other AIDS came out in the 80s (yep dating myself). I especially remember because my mother committed the #1 DO NOT DO THIS sin parents need to avoid committing in order to keep their kids from doing something they don't want them to...don't point it out and say although it looks like candy, it's not -
So how was it?
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