Wednesday, May 27, 2009

It is Toilet Time, you all know I am full of it..

Remember how I gave you incoherent ramblings/excuses as to where I have been. What I had been up to. I will provide some proof/pictures maybe if my lawyer calls. Until then, we are pretty much done with finishing the last two rooms in our unfinished basement..the last of the last! Whoo Hoo! In all retrospect..next time we will let the contractor finish the work.

Hussy needs to rest/relax/blog/self medicate with booze-food-reality TV. I don't have time for home improvements. I officially woke up on Tuesday with a home improvement hangover..and had turned Home Depot orange..thus resulting in my looking like a drunk Oompa Loompa. So needless to say, this "project" was getting in the way of my Hussy life. It has also been getting in the way of "our" relationship..yes you.

Anyway, back to the dookie. We got the new toilet installed, and immediately soooo graciously turned to my hubby and told him he could Cristen the toilet.
Drop the first bomb.
Drop the kids off at the pool.
Pinch the first loaf.
How generous of me.

This new bathroom has a "toilet room" in it. I decided that I needed a toilet decal. A symbol to demonstrate what happens in this room. So I need your help. Here are the ones I want you to vote on. I have graciously given them descriptive titles to help you choose:

#1: "We be dropping bombs on you all!"
#2: "In the event of a gastro failer, a gas mask will drop from the ceiling"#3: "We recycle, please deposit your bombs here"

#4: "Dangerous bodily waste, proceed with caution"#5: "May experience clouds of toxic gas"
#6: "In the event you start experiencing trouble, help is on the way"

#7: "Please dispose properly of the brown trout"
So please help me make this life changing decision in my life. I am torn on which one to order. I really am getting one, so leave me a comment with your vote!

16 comments:

kathcom said...

I'm going to have to vote for #1--hee hee, intentional pun.

I think it is the best visual metaphor for dropping bombs, pinching loafs, laying pipes, etc.

I love the mushroom cloud, but the bomb dropping has a sort of Pink Floyd-The Wall/World War II/Bombing of Dresden feel about it. It feels very educational.

Frippery said...

I would say the hand grenade/ bomb dropping/ recycling since it is now so cool to be green and you are a cool chick...right?

Quirkyloon said...

Ha! I was so with the gas mask until I saw the skull & crossbones.

There was no turning back after that.

My vote? Skull & Crossbones!

Cuz...they rawk!

Mr. Condescending said...

#3, the grenade!

Lady Sarcasm said...

I'm partial to skulls and exit signs. :)

!!The Obnoxious SAHM!! said...

I haven't been here in awhile and I wanted to definitely comment on a toilet with decals! I LOVE IT! Personally I like the Exit one....but God its hard to choose for me.

Suburbia Steph said...

I say #1, 2 or 5 for Shadoobieville!

Or how about the text "Come drop a bomb IN me, baby!" next to the grenade?

Either way, they're all good!

The Hussy Housewife said...

You guys have some great opinions and ideas...I first was with the mushroom cloud..now I may be partial to the bomber dropping bombs...hmmmm need more votes!

Alaska-womom said...

I'm digging #5 The cloud simply looks so festive and if you wanted to doll it up for your girl guests you could glue little flowers on it and call it a bathroom boquet.

C.B. Jones said...

Number seven is simple, and to the point.

Anonymous said...

I have to say I like either four or five! Want to see the pic of the decal you do decide to go with in the "room".

The Offended Blogger said...

#4!!!!

But I have a morbid fascination, so...

Blonde Goddess said...

#5...
That's the one I'd choose for my house.

Mike said...

I would go with the last one and then invite some gay people to use your toilet.

Just saying.

Nooter said...

if they dont have one of a dog sitting at a bar then id go with the bomber airplane.

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