I have been away..busy holding down the Hussy bunker..stockpiling on face masks and flasks. Ohh and hand sanitizer too..but only for it's high alcohol content. Did you know you can drink it and get drunk? Well the Hussy knows...and you can. We have cases of it in the bunker already. Gives you a clean drunk. Your vomit is germ-free!
Actually..Michael Jackson and I were in on this hysteria-fashion long before CNN. So I already had a bunch of face masks in my bunker ready for wear. This epidemic time I decided I needed a little more style when it came to my masks. No one wants to look ugly when they are shooting out both orifices. Fashion first, then the flu, then the spew.
So I have been busy working on my own high fashion face mask line. My inspiration for this line was "BAMF ninjas meet drunks- who meet happy hour." They will be available this coming flu season.
However...I am releasing a special line of Hussy Mask just for the Swine/H1N1 flu. For a limited time ONLY!!!Or for those who are more fashionable forward in their flu:Of course I have taken care of my cronies to. Dwight prefers the more high tech..extreme versions, but it doesn't interrupt his office work for me: Capt. LeatherFace just wanted a swine nose. He thinks the word swine stems from the word swig and wine, thus the mask must have a slit in it for him to drink his rum through. Dwight and Capt. LeatherFace have been hanging out in the ER waiting rooms for product testing purposes. I have even booked us a booze run down to Cabo for more testing...and it is a tax right off!!! I will let you all know how our trip goes.
I am sure we will be fine. This H1S1 pandemic is mostly hysteria. Over 36,000 people die a year just from the common flu. So we are always having a pandemics flu season. The young and old are always gonna be at risk. Flu's will always mutate, whether it be the Human version, the avian or the swine. I personally am in favor of wiping out all flu strands. I say nation wide..we all take a month long vacations. Stock up our homes with food..and take a month long sabbatical.
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