What? Don't look at me like that.
Liiiike you have never felt the same way about a sandwich before?
Come on..you have never held a SILF in your hands?
Never wanted to do a little !@$%^ *cough* sandwich fondling?
Never touched a sandwich worth fondling?
Never wanted to get a little deli?
Well, I have and do so on a bi-weekly basis. I have a sandwich that I am hooked on like Lindsay Lohan is on spray tanner and Samantha Ronson.
Here is my SILF:
She is not that kind of SILF.
She tries to have modesty and cover up.
Ok. Fine. Here she is exposed, posing for my salivating mouth: Oh yeah those are real..not fake. 100% real American cheese. All natural turkey. Don't believe me? Well here she is close up. Try to not lick your monitor screen. She is taken:This is homemade, thick white bread, mayo, mustard, pickles, cucumbers, American cheese, yummy..juicy turkey meat.
My poor daughter was not allowed to part take in my SILF. Not allowed to touch her. She had to make do with this:
Poor kid don't know what she is missing out on. But I ain't sharing in on this sandwich fondling!
The only things missing from my SILF is sprouts...since the health department has outlawed them here! Mutiny!! I ♥ sprouts. Oh and maybe throw in avocado slices. Heh..that is a SILF!
In other hussy related food worth fondling news. The was out to dinner last week with girlfriends at our favorite restaurant. We love the avocado egg rolls. They are EILF's. Mmmmmm. Anyway..as I was looking through the menu..trying to branch out. Pick something new. I came across a piece of meat. Meat after the own Hussy's heart:
In the middle, the Asado Borracho (DRUNK STEAK)! Sweet CREAMED CORN!!! More reason why I love this restaurant!
So tell me about your SILF's? What is/are/would they be? Don't be shy..we all have sandwich fantasies! Let your inner deli out!
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