Have you heard what this freak is saying?
"Brazil's President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva recently blamed the global economic crisis on "white people with blue eyes," and said it was wrong that black and indigenous people should pay for white people's mistakes, the Financial Times reported."
I read this and immediately thought WHAT? MY KIDS?
Now, my kids are not allowed on my humor blog...but this guy was straight calling us OUT!
Really Luiz? My son Cormac?Well he is white and has blue eyes. IN fact he has white hair. Does that mean he is secretly working for AIG? Is he getting a bonus that he hasn't shared with me?
*note to self- make sure to check his savings account for lots of zero behind the $1. If no luck, check his piggy bank*
Then I thought, YOU MEAN my daughter Chloe is in on this to?
She is white with blue eyes to! OMGreedy-genetics! DOH!
I have been bamboozled by my own.
I thought the only thing she was guilty of was stealing from the cookie jar. I should have been suspicious when I brought home a new purse the other day. She stole it....and immediately stuffed it with "stuff" and stashed it in her vanity! She's be stashing the Benjamin's!
The nerve of my kids. You mean this whole time, I be fronting the cash for THEIR Happy Meals? Ohh-nooo-they diiidn't.
Here this whole time I thought they were just cooking up some cookies:When in reality they were cooking up some great Ponzi scheme!
Yep. Who knew.
Well, I do give them their vitamins every day..what can I say.
The racist freak goes on to say:
"This crisis was caused by the irrational behavior of white people with blue eyes, who before the crisis appeared to know everything and now demonstrate that they know nothing."
Oh, I assure you these two know lots. I have taught them everything they know. How to steal from the rich and the poor, and give it to me. So mommy can fill up her happy places. (Medicine cabinet and wet bar)
Somehow I have been cut out of this latest scam. I didn't even know they were planning on building me that big house in the sky.
But now that I know..things are starting to make sense. I mean, just the other day I took these pictures of them:
I thought we were just having some St. Patrick's Day fun....but now I know they turned green from greed. Turned green from greenbacks!
My plan is to just lay low. Maybe no one will notice us. The last thing I need is my kids headed off to the crowbar motel. Off to get 2 hots and a cot! Who is gonna program my DVR ?