1. The average American today gets 20% less sleep than the average American did 100 years ago.2. Japan reportedly has far fewer flush toilets than any other modern industrialized nation.
3. Q: What's the most popular amusement park on Earth? A: Tokyo Disneyland.
4. A male spider's reproductive organ in located at the end of his legs.
5. 40% of American's take music lessons at some point in their lives; 7% take acting lessons.
6. In Boise, Idaho's 1985 mayoral election, Mr. Potatohead received four write-in votes.
7. 90% of Hallmark cards are purchases by women.
8. Blood ties: 25% of all murder victims are killed by a relative.
9. In 1658 the Virginia legislature passed a law outlawing lawyers.
10. Three U.S. towns are named Santa Claus.
12 comments:
re #6: and he narrowly lost in the following runoff election
20% less sleep?!
I'd comment here, but I'm fucking exhausted.
I have to be in the 10% category of dudes who buy cards because my wife loves receiving them. Personally I hate the damn things and think they're a waste of money.
Why ladies? Why?
*crosses fingers and wishes for the next Godzilla movie to take place in Tokyo Disney*
I'm all for outlawing lawyers.
There's some kind of funny connection to be made between #2 and #3, but I'll have to leave it for another, cleverer commenter.
So, a spider has 8 legs - no fucking wonder the Black Widow eats her mate!
Some people wonder why spiders look like they're walking so "dainty"..
You'd walk that way too if you had your nuts stuck to the bottom of your feet!
No. 1 the less sleep? That's cuz they didn't have the internet 100 years ago! Now we stay up all hours to blog and surf and chat!
Ha!
I love it!
Women and the cards? I thought men were all about the effin card! Last minute, of course...
90%??????
90%????
I've lost all hope in the male species.
Just found you via EntreCard, love the list! I love the Mr. Potato Head vote!
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