No worries for all you that are just as bad at math as Bernie Madoff. You know, when the numbers just don't always add up?
This is a quick and easy (like me) simple type of math. You can all do it. This addresses any confusion you may have on who I, Jamie, am....and how I became a Hussy.
Remember...rehab is for quitters.Now for the following Hussy public service announcement:
(HUSSY NOTICE: I have changed my blog address to http://www.thehussyhousewife.com To continue being Hussyfied, medicated, and corrupted..update yourself and your blogrolls! Don't leave the Hussy all alone..I may get crazier!)
11 people drank the booze and took the pills:
Oh, Hussy,
Your math is universal. It's just some morons aren't using the right part of their brain to understand.
so, this means two plus two is eleventy-five.
Everything over 5 is thrair.
Rehab is for quitters - I think Amy Winehouse said that first.
Hussy!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope there isn't a pop quiz on this tomorrow. I'll fail. :(
Yeah, one plus one is eleven (or three, if you're counting in binary).
Also remember that insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
"Bottoms up," mate.
I don't get the second part of that equation..
Is that Drunk Hussy plus cash equals orgasm?
Folks like me want to know!
ScandelHouse- You are right..thank GOD there is someone out there like you who is on the same wavelength as me :0
C.B.- Sorry you get a F- on your paper. Please go and read, and try again.....LOL!
Shawn- You on the sauce again?
Venon- No you are confused..she said "They try to make me go to rehab..and I said no..no..no!"
Offended- YAY!! you are back..I was getting the shakes again and going through withdrawals. Next time warn a girl when you are leaving..so I can taper off!!
Rob-bear- How did you know I got this from my kids? Your a honor roll student, huh?
Jormen- A Hussy never reveals her secrets.....
um, i dont think youre supposed to wash down your birth control pills with a fifth of bourbon; think of the children.
Thanks for clearing that up for me. Is that how I became a hussy too?
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