Yes...and then nobody gets hurt that way. It is a win..win situation. You get to keep your head and I get my fix. So don't try to take it away from me.
It does not mean, I am shallow. It is for scientific research purposes only. I am studying human behavior. How Homo Sapiens react in stressful, semi scripted, alcohol induced situations. It is like crack for all us people-watchers out there.
You know how we roll...the ones observing strange human behavior in a large crowd near you. The ones sitting on the bench in the mall. Being reassured with every observance...that yeah..we don't have it so bad after all. Compared to them, we have as much grace and pose as Jacquelin Kennedy. We love watching frows (freak shows) all over the world. Oh and the louder the better. Those are my FAVORITE ones! Easier to spot to.
So I know there is a lot of you lurkers and readers of mine out there that are just as hooked as I am. Hooked like Paris Hilton is at looking in the mirror. So lift your head up, and come out of the closet. I am out. Streeeeetch..feels great! Besides, like I said earlier...it is scientific research that we do. A human service we provide.
So, now on to the business at hand. I need to do a reality TV update/discussion/HOLY MEATLOAF can you believe that happened...post.
First up I must update you on my post I did, when I told you the steaks were high. When I explained that I was in a Survivor Pool...money on the line. That my player was...my chocolate sister Taj. How I asked all of you to root for her..so the Hussy could win. Despite a few of the hang ups she had going against her. Being a retired pop star and all. How I tried to stay positive. How the Hussy said quote,
"Then I thought, heh..this may be good. With the Obama fever going on, and it being Black History month....My chocolate sista and I may just have a shot at winning this survivor pool. As long as Al Sharpton doesn't opened his mouth in the next few months. We may be cool."
Well folks..things are looking a little shaky for Taj and I. Sure enough, because of a political cartoon in the New York Post: good ol' Al Sharpton hit the mic and media bliss. DOH!! I knew it! He couldn't just lay low long enough for this season of Survivor to be over? Hello? Did I not make myself clear AL? I got $150 dolla dolla bills YO, on the line. While Taj is still on the show..her torch not yet snuffed out, her tribe has not yet spoken, we are now on walking on a San Andreas Falut Line. She blabbed to her tribe that she was married to a NFL player...then on the next episode..she had a PMS women moment where she lost her cool..and almost got voted OUT!
So all your thoughts and prayers are needed. These are hard times for us. Taj is going through a difficult time right now. Please keep Taj and I in your morning prayers.
more reality news to come....
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