1. Q: What is the fastest two-footed animal on Earth? A: The ostrich.2. The ratio of lobbyists to senators in Washington, D.C. is 71 to 1.
3. Most popular junk food in New England: potato chips. In the Southeastern U.S.: cheese puffs.
4. Twelve most-often-used letters in the alphabet: E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L,U.
5. Danny Thomas's real name was Muzyad Yakhoob.
6. Twenty-three percent of Americans say it is OK for a wife to slap her husband.
7. Ten percent of Americans say it is OK for a husband to slap his wife.
8. In a recent study, 38% of American men said, "they love their cars more than women."
9. More Oklahoma households own dogs that in any other state. Texas comes in second.
10. McDonald's restaurants reportedly make about 40% of their profits from "Happy Meals."
*how many of you had to Google Danny Thomas?
19 comments:
I didn't google Danny Thomas...
YET!
heh heh
Interesting. Very interesting.
LOL
Fact 11: My kids are responsible for 50% of that 40% Happy Meal statistic.
Fact 12: My house is full of those stupid fucking toys.
11. When the image above of William Shatner appears, in my head a chorus of voices sing: "PriceLine negotiator!"
That's marketing. :)
Have yourself a great weekend, Hussy!
Here I go again, showin' my age. I loved the Danny Thomas show as a kid. They don't make 'em like that any more.
The fastest two-footed animal on earth is me at the top of a hill when there are cheese puffs at the bottom of the hill.
oklahoma rules! texas is ok too
The picture of William Schatner made this post humor approved.
Duh, like 'That Girl' Marlo's daddy!
mmmmmmmmmmmm cheesepuffs. Yeah so what I'm in Florida.. don't stereotype me just because I also like Nascar and boiled peanuts.
Cheese puffs?? I've lived in the Southeast my whole life, and there's no way I would go near a bag of cheese puffs. Potato chips aren't great, either, though. I'm all about the Doritos when it comes to junk food.
38% of American men sexually assault their car's exhaust pipes.
If I were only able to claim some kind of impact on ANY of these statistics, I'd be a happy camper..
Maybe I should go home and let my wife slap me a few times??
I wonder what percentage of men and women would like to slap Marlo Thomas?
Mmmm McDonalds....
Ya me....
But his real name was Amos Alphonsus Muzyad Yaqoob (his parents were Lebanese, BTW)
I LOVE the happy meal. 40% of my savings go that haha
mmm.... boiled peanuts...
Poor letter U. All the other vowels are constantly making fun of it for not even being in the top ten.
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I thought New Englander's favorite junk food would be clam chowda.
Southeasterners must be friends with Kartman from South Park to enjoy cheesy poofs so much.
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