Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Just like Jesus...you can see me in your toast

People see Jesus in toast, Easter eggs, and chips.
Now the Hussy too.
What a phenomenon.
I am now in breakfast.
Lunch and dinner coming soon.
I can now perform miracles.
I just hope these are buttermilk pancakes. NOT box mix.
Hussy has standards.

Yes. Now..I..have..gone..to..far.
Anyone have any wishes? Miracles they need?
Just look for the Hussy in a food item near you.
I may even appear in the soap scum in your shower.
In the bubbles after you pee.
The leftover ketchup on your plate.
In the stain on your bed sheets.
The clouds in the sky.
Coming to a biological shadow near you........

26 comments:

nicólle said...

Love it!

Exaggerator said...

Doesn't the image in the second photo's pancake look like the mascot (so to speak) for Wonkette.com?

Quirkyloon said...

Oh Jaime! I am LMBBO!!!!

I'll be watching for you....

LOL

Quirkyloon said...

Dang I got clicker finger! Sorry for the double post! :)

Frippery said...

I think I just saw you as I was cleaning my cat's litter box. Is it sacrilege to scoop you up? :-}Pam

The Hussy Housewife said...

Nicolle- You gonna be watching for me in your morning cereal or coffee?

Exaggerator- LOL! It does. Funny. If you see it again remember if is the Hussy though and to make a wish in your morning wheaties.

Quirky- When you find me..say a prayer..and send me a picture for proof.

Frippery- I am not sure all the god rules yet. I am new to this Jesus status. But you should at least take a picture to show me :)

Adamgv said...

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Chat Blanc said...

ZOMG!! I'm so going to look for your image in the litter box and then I will pray to the doodie in your name! :D

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Love it! Hopefully your miracles include making the pancakes fat free.

The fit Dad said...

"The bubbles after you pee." What the hell?

What about showing up on the side of a cow or horse, or maybe a cornflake?

For your next trick, you need to hook it up so those pancakes cry blood.

The Hussy Housewife said...

Adamgv- Wow, My first day on the job as Jesus...and I already and getting Jesus spam. They work fast!

Chat- Thanks! Hopefully it is a solid dookie. Maybe you should try and preserve it in the freeze???

Fantasy Life- I can work that out for ya...but they mak enot taste as good as the Hussy pancake.

Fit Dad- "The bubbles after you pee" That one was for you men...you make bubbles when you pee. Don't lie. I do need crying blood tears, huh? I will work on that next :)

Mike said...

If I eat asparagus will you still appear in my pee?

*Just Jen* said...

HOW funny!!! I gave you an award!

dani c said...

I'm thinking perkier boobies..Can you do that one for me almighty miracle doer ?

dana wyzard said...

As long as your face doesn't appear on my husband's hairy ass, I'm all for it.

VE said...

I hope you sell these on ebay. Getting rich off them there is a COMMENT on society, isn't it?

The Hussy Housewife said...

Mike- Sure will! I like a challenge. Bring it!

Just jen- Thanks. Did yo see my imgae in the award...?

DAni- As you know I am working on that one for you. We will get you up in no time...

DAna- Yes that would be wird. NO tell me, Why are you staring at that for long periods of time? Is he making you wax him?

VE- I may just do that. I am honored to be part of your little game:) I am gonna try and win it!!

freetheunicorns said...

Now I want pancakes.

I guess it doesn't count if I draw my face into the pancake with toothpick, does it?

moooooog35 said...

You're right.

This skid mark DOES look familiar.

Chica said...

Hey I want to be on a muffin too! Grant me that wish.. lol

fracas said...

Instead of coming to a biological shadow near me, could you just come here? I have a pie for you... yeah... a pie.

Really.

...The Obnoxious SAHM said...

I am your newest follower and I LOVE YOUR BLOG. So funny.

The Hussy Housewife said...

Freetheunicorns- Umm... no it doesn't. YOu will have to live a pure life like myself to get your image in a pancake. Sorry :(

Moooog- I am in a shart??? WOW! My life long dream has come true!

Chica- I will grant that wish..just tell me what pic you want in there.....

fracas- Thanks for the tag...I will be over shortly. Make sure you have some drinks on ice for me!

ObnoxSAHM- Ooh, Ohhh, I ♥love♥ followers!! Thanks for the blog love...brings me a smile.

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