Ohhhh, what are Friday Facts?
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Ohhhh, what are Friday Facts?
So they are coming out with them again. They have all new colors and styles. They say that "if you grew up in the 80s, you either had a Members Only jacket or you were a complete and total fashion outcast. Members Only jackets were the staple of 80s fashion outerwear and everyone who was anyone owned one. "
Are you gonna be left behind on the fashion train? The hardest part is picking which colors you want. Remember it is only authentic if it says "Members Only." You can even get the vintage ones on Ebay for around $10! So get your MO jacket, and pop your collar, then drop it like its hot!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
"By buying some pictures of this awesomely cute dog, you will be helping him live. He is in need of severe obedience training or somebody is likely to kill him. I will gladly take any donation to put him through school. Please help, this dog is crazy! But I love him!"
Click below if you don't believe me!
View Save My Dog Auction
Should we try and save the dog???? I guess with our country in a recession and high gas prices, people are taking "creative" measures to earn some cash.
Check out these other funny auctions:
Doggy in the Window
Nikki Sixx Spit on Me at Concert
Own My TWO Hearts
Box of Infinite Possibilities
Change for a dollar
Walk at Graduate Graduation
12 California MEDICAL MARIJUANA Dispensary CONTAINERS
EMPTY Hot Pocket
Horse road apples
Let Me Sing Your Jingle!
One sob story
Ohhh, I could go on and on. I don't know about you folks, but I am bidding on "One sob story" because it "Also included is the opportunity for buyer to reflect and comment on the poor judgement of seller." I love telling people what idiots I think they are!!! Also I will be bidding on "Empty Hot Pocket" only if it was a Ham 'n' Cheese one though.
Oh, and Andrea.....did you know Montana is for sale? You better get on it!!!!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
I would like to take this time to reflect on the moment in every parents life.....a time when your child does something a little "odd" or maybe something that just screams "short bus" in your head. These moments can come and go...maybe not on a continuous basis, or maybe they come a little more frequently than you would like to admit. Whichever the case may be, you are not alone.
Things that make this image to the left flash before my eyes, and makes me pray that little Mac-ster will make out in life OK:
Catching your son sampling the toilet water he just peed in, "Mmmm, high in vitamins and minerals." You shrug it off as, "Ohh, he wants to be a Biochemist when he grows up."
Or maybe running around naked singing, "BOW-WOW-CHICA-WOW-WOW." You think, "Model or Chip N Dales dancer?"
Also while naked and getting dressed..always joking around asking if you would like to see his butt and mooning you. You figure, "Great a Doctor! He wants to be a proctologists!"
These are all examples of a "living in a van down by the river" type of moment. You just pray he doesn't end up living with you till he is 35 years old. (Or as previously mentioned, in a van down by the river)
So I will leave you with a few questions:
What is more interesting or wicked cool? (Shall we say)
The fact that Cormac is sitting naked on his sisters vanity? While playing with his helicopter?Or giving us the Punk Rock Devil Horns with red eyes?Anyone wanna share a "living in a van down by the river" moment their child has had?
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
So as I mentioned previously, Cormac is no longer chillin with his gnomies. I accidentally threw Scary Harry away. How? To make a long story short..I like to give/throw things away when spring cleaning. We recently went threw all the kids toys to donate to a new church plant (Yes, Andrea this is all your fault:). In the midst of my sorting, I faugly remember throwing him away. That is Ok, Scary Harry kind of had a bad attitude. He always thought he was too sexy for our yard, and refused to work on a daily basis. His protesting is how he then became Cormac's traveling companion. He served Cormac well for a good 3 1/2 years...R.I.P. Scary Harry.
So then I we needed to get him a new traveling companion to go on exciting adventures with, and pose in pictures. While at coast, we picked up a new Bloke to add to the family. Some of you who watched my vacation video may have seen him make a appearance or two. So with out further ado please welcome our new addition to the family:
Ahoy! We got a pirate! Arrgg to all you, my blogger maties. He then of course had to have a proper name, Introducing Captain Joseph Leather Face:He is from the Dominica, and enjoys sailing the briny deep in search of Treasure. Other hobbies included: Sailing around looking for a different kind of "Booty"....wenches, drinking rum, giving people "A taste of the cat" with his Cat o'nine tails, AKA a flogging, Pillaging, teaching deck mates a few chantey's, designing Crow's nests, and lounging on the Poop deck.
Cormac picked him out, should be a good match. He already promised me that if anyone messed with Cormac, he would "feed the fishes" with them. So I feel Captain JL has a lot to teach us. Also, I just love his facial expression. Looks like he is thinking," Begad! This kid again?" or "Bilge! I have to hang with this family again? Better bring some rum."
Here is the lad on his first adventure with the Laybourn's at Otter Rock. "Ayee! Me hearties, them there I see a wee bit of swag! Yo-ho-ho!."
Cormac with his new sea dog:So then we got home and between Cormac and Chloe fighting over our new mate, he got a flogging of his own:Blimey! My head!!Don't worry Captain Leather Face, the ship hands will put you back together. We have to get you in ship top shape. We are heading out today for our next adventure. That is right Ange, I am leaving again. Off to the lake for a weekend of boating. I must reclaim my title for top tuber and knee boarder. Of course we shall see what the shoulder says. I just had my Dr. Auntie come over to the house and put my rib back in..ouch! So we will see if I can claim the title. What is a little dislocated shoulder?
Captain Leather Face will be joining the crew, and may get behind the wheel and take us for a ride. Stay tuned!!!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
While we were there, we went to the Oregon Coast Aquarium, celebrated two birthdays', (Hubby turned 30!) went to the outlet malls, had friends come visti from Salem, ate lots of clam chowder, celebrated the 4th of July, checked out Devil's Punch Bowl, Otter rock, and Spouting Horns, golfing, kite flying, spa, fair, ate more clam chowder, guitar hero, campfire, Forgarty Creek for tide pools, enjoyed walks on the beach, dug lots of holes, saw two whales and a seal lion just outside our house, stalked Jordy's for taffy and Carmel popcorn.
Then everyone left for home, and we had the house to ourselves and relaxed and enjoyed our last sunset. Yes we know it is illegal to light off fireworks in Oregon, but we had Mortars people. We also got to watch the 3rd of July show from our beach. Poor Sir Paul had to stay home *tear*. Long story, but after my hubby had him packed up. We drive off, and I decided I didn't like the new bike rack I bought for this trip...and dropped him off. Also Scary Harry didn't get to come. I think I accidental threw him away....but no worries, we got a replacement over at the coast. I will be introducing you all to our new family member, and try to show you a picture of SH. He is gone but not forgotten.
On our way home we surprised Cormac with a trip to the Portland Zoo. This was his second time there, but he had been talking about the zoo before we left, so we didn't tell him till we pulled up. He kept asking, "What is my surprise?" We had a fun day there. My favorite is always the Polar Bears. We asked Cormac what his favorite animal was and he said the Beavers. What a surprise. So you will get to see all these wonderful attractions at a fraction of the cost! Enjoy.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
It then reads- After the birth of a child there's always the temptation to say "Yes, it's cute , but what can it do?" Until recently the answer was simply "lie there and cry", but now babies can be put on the payroll so to speak. Almost as soon as their born.
Just dress your young one in Baby Mops, and set him or her down on any hardwood or tile floor that needs cleaning. You may need to gets things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they'll be doing it by themselves.
There's no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway, crawling. But with Baby Mop he's also learning responsibility and healthy work ethic.
This new gadget will allow more time for my reality T.V and my little brown jug time. I have to now find a video of this product actually being used. You know, so I can properly operate this device. Does anyone need a infant babysitter twice a week for a few hours? I am now available. Just call ;)
What Jamie Means
You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
1. I am getting ready to hold auditions for my upcoming MTKiller workout video. Of course I will give first dibs to my MTKiller colleges, but if none of them want to try out...you all will be able to!! You must be willing to wear a flashy unitard. Don't worry, you will have a MTKiller logo tee to wear over it...80's or flash dance style.
2. I also am in the middle of filming and producing my "Sir Paul and Me" music video. If anyone has a scooter or cool bike, and would like a cameo...holla!!!
Also before we get to my trip I took, I have decided to coin a new term in the land of blog sphere. I seem to make up words and nicknames constantly, and am working on publishing my own "Jamie Slang Dictionary." These
Sounds easy and plain, but really it is a cheap, inexpensive way to view the world and take a vacation. You see, we all read other people's blogs. Occasionally these people go on vacations and they leave us high and dry...and don't invite us to come with. Very rude I must say. Then when they return they post pictures and tell us their traveling tales. At this time you then have officially been on a "Blogger Vacation." So you actually feel as if you went to, but saved a ton of dough. No airport delays or over crowed tourist spots. No standing in line next to the crazy 3 year old who's mom had decided forgo their afternoon nap so he can look at the sea lions. Kinda of like a virtual vacation.
When you tell people about, (i.e the Oregon Coast), how great, fun, peaceful and beautiful the Oregon Coast is they will actually think you went. So then they ask you. "Oh you went there? When?" You reply, "Yeah, I went on a blogger vacation there." Then they give you a weird look, and you just turn and walk away. They will understand one day. You see how this works? What? You raised your right hand again? Well you are on your own now. So soon I will be blogging about my trip, and you all will have gone on a blogger vacation at my expense!! Stellar. So cheap and easy like Tara Reid. I am going to be contacting Blogger.com and informing them of all my coined words.....you know....so they can properly understand how to do their job correctly. Gotta go, back to filming!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Ask yourself not what you television can do for you, but what you can do for your television....like turn it OFF!!! Ok, wait only after I catch up on The Bachelorette's and my other reality junk. Crap, did I just admit that?