Sally: "Did you hear?'
Sue: "No, what?
Sally: "About the Hussy Housewife?" "Every time a guy comes around, she drops her drawers!"
Sue: "NO!" "What a Hussy!"
Sally: "Yeah, I told Frank he is not allowed to drive down her street anymore."
Sue: "Really?" "I am going to go call Bill and tell him that to."
Now before you go hop in your car to drive by and see this freak show...I already bought new pants. Streaking problem solved...well at least in front of strangers. Now if you will excuse me. I must go finish putting the finishing touches on my Halloween costume that I have decide to try out tomorrow morning on Friday morning spin class. Just to get their reaction before the big fright night. I want to see if I can make them choke on their protein shakes!! Ohh, how rude of me to not let you in on the gag..I am going as a 80's Jazzercise aerobic instructor. When I show up to class..people are gonna drop their morning Mr. Hankey on the floor. Now excuse me as I go squeeze into my unitard...should I go with sweat bands or a banana clip?
Here is my inspiration/hero: HOTDOG!
So I am gonna find my boogie body tomorrow. The hussy will...FIND it, FEEL it, DO it....ohhh god YEAH! I'm gonna be DANCING..PRANCING!!! I'm gonna have a mighty fine good time. The Hussy says, "Get loose for heavens sake!" "Don't you know how to get loose by now?" "I should think you would after reading my blog long enough." Come on...everyone has got a little soul in their hips.
I am the Hussy Housewife, and I approve this message.
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