Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Having the "talk" with Lucy about the Mac's and the PC's

So, as I previously blogged, Miss Lucy got herself in a bit of a situation. Due to these facts, I felt that I needed to have that much anticipated mother-daughter talk with Ms. Lucy Lay. You know the, the personal talk with your personal computer. The good ol' birds and the bees Mac's and the PC's kind of talk. I wasn't sure what exactly was the right age to have this talk, but she is 3 years old..and in computer years that is like....14 years old. Just in time for all the hormones algorithms to kick in. As far as she knew, she as adopted from Costco. Her parents were Hewlett and Packard.

Me: (knot in stomach) Ummm, I think we need to talk.

Lucy: I know...

Me: Don't worry, I am not going to cursor you up one side and down the other. I just want a few questions wikipedia.

Lucy: I just feel a little embarrassed encrypting about this.

Me: Not as embarrassed as me having to tell Doctor Kevin that you were caught out in cyber space with your firewall down!

Lucy: MOM!

Me: I mean...I just can't believe by baby let someone defragment her!

Lucy: Ok, Ok, but couldn't you have just called online support and not let everyone KNOW?

Me: Well missy, this is not my default. You left me no choice. Daddy was working, and I had no back up disk.

Lucy: Does dad know?

Me: Not yet, but he will when he gets the bill for your debugging, scans and mal-ware checkup. Good thing we had JavaScript to help block all those telemarketers annoying pop up ads I have been getting trying to sell me sypware to help fix you.

Lucy: OMGosh, everyone knows, huh? I can't go to any chats rooms.

Me: Well you did leave quite the trail of cookies be continued


TheFLy said...

haha, thats hilarious. Well it wasnt my boy that gave her that little problem. I make sure he uses virus-protection every time, I already had a talk with him. He uses Anti-Trojans 4.0.

And, I think a 3 years life span for a PC is more like 30 years, haha.

Scrapping Mommy said...

I think I should have made Aydann skip out on the field trip and had a play date today. You obviously have to much time on your hands. You crack me up. :)

Bfun1 said...

You crack me up - LUCY perhaps need some kind of BELT to wear to keep her privates more private! She needs to cherish her extra memory and add on devices - save them for that special SEARCH!

Jamie said...

fly- I know you are off the hook and the DNA paternity list. Remeber"Protect it before you infect it!"

Amanda- Nothing can stop my warped mind..not evein runing screaming toddlers with knives. Besides what else would you do if you didn't have my blog to read? Like laundry? Painting? BORING!

Brenda- You crack me up! You may need to author of the post to this talk.

LadyShuttleMaker aka MadMadPotter said...

Damn Blogger! I thought I already left a message here!

This is the funniest post yet...Can I vote for this one....

Jamie said...

The voting has closed...but maybe you can vote in a future election!!

Also you will be in luck, because this sex talk may be turning into 3 part series!!!!!

Keep you monitor on........................