So, as I previously blogged, Miss Lucy got herself in a bit of a situation. Due to these facts, I felt that I needed to have that much anticipated mother-daughter talk with Ms. Lucy Lay. You know the, the personal talk with your personal computer. The good ol' birds and the bees Mac's and the PC's kind of talk. I wasn't sure what exactly was the right age to have this talk, but she is 3 years old..and in computer years that is like....14 years old. Just in time for all the hormones algorithms to kick in. As far as she knew, she as adopted from Costco. Her parents were Hewlett and Packard.
Me: (knot in stomach) Ummm, I think we need to talk.
Lucy: I know...
Me: Don't worry, I am not going to cursor you up one side and down the other. I just want a few questions wikipedia.
Lucy: I just feel a little embarrassed encrypting about this.
Me: Not as embarrassed as me having to tell Doctor Kevin that you were caught out in cyber space with your firewall down!
Me: I mean...I just can't believe by baby let someone defragment her!
Lucy: Ok, Ok, but couldn't you have just called online support and not let everyone KNOW?
Me: Well missy, this is not my default. You left me no choice. Daddy was working, and I had no back up disk.
Lucy: Does dad know?
Lucy: OMGosh, everyone knows, huh? I can't go to any chats rooms.
Me: Well you did leave quite the trail of cookies
..............................to be continued
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