Quite frankly no I am not. Seeing how my Quaker Grandma in Law has told my MIL that she can no longer read my blog because I can be to "risky." I got a good laugh out of that. You see you can not talk or have alcoholic beverages around our Quaker's. If you do not know what a Quaker's is, just picture the guy on the canister of Quaker oats with the hat on. They are the greatest grandparents ever...we love them lots. I would give them a nice shout out, but as I previously stated, they are not reading this NC-17 blog anymore!
So why did they decide to rate my blog NC-17? These were the words: Pain (10x), Sex (5x), Kill (4x), Ass (2x), Suck (1x). I thought, did I really use the word sex 5 times? I do not recall...but I sure they are right. I thought it would be fun to use these 5 words in a sentence just to really blow their NC-17 rating socks off! But the only formidable sentence I could come up with were probably already a copyrighted skin flick.....so I shall refrain. Hope you are all enjoying this sunny weekend! Gotta go put my "pain in the ass" on my new male-sex bike "Sir Paul" and kill it..sorry suck-ers! Oops, did I just say that? Hide the kids! My rating just went up....
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Alex the pimp, at it again!
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