Well she almost did...(I say she, I mean only a jealous women would want to know what you are doing all day..who your friends are..and what type of things you "like" so she can use it against you in the future)
ANYWAY..I haven't blogged on my humor blog in over a year. Such a disservice to my mentally unstable readers. I imagine if there were such a thing in the blog world...as "blog police"..I would have surely received a citation by now...possibly even jail time. 2 hots and a cot. Crowbar motel.
You see, at one time, life here on this blog was kinda like this:And then a great big social network system came into my life, and I was out of service here for a while..(well..1 year and 3 months, but who is keeping track?) Besides, that was the old me. Like the irresponsible pre-jailed Lindsay Lohan. I am a new person..Your honor..judge..I swear.
After I left..life here became kinda like this:
I am gonna make it right. I promise..(just as soon as I quickly open another browser window and just update my Facebook status REAL quick....just one more hit..just one more for old times sake...)
You know, I am not positively sure, but I am PRETTY sure Facebook is more highly addictive than crack...or even Meth. You know that "Not Even Once" Meth campaign? Yeah..that should apply to facebook. It is THAT addictive. I am gonna lead a research team on this hypothesis of mine....(umm..right after I check my Facebook one ...more..time)
I have received several angry emails from you readers. I do plan to resume writing. The voices in my head are getting stir crazy. My inner Hussy Housewife needs released again.
If any of you reading this have a blog..drop me the link in the comments and I will add you to my blog roll. I wanna get back into reading my friends and families blogs and commenting!
The Hussy Housewife
Phone Call from God
3 days ago